is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She needs sedatives and a leash
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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