just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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