He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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