First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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