This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you would pick up someone in the library
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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