you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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