shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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