Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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