i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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