your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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