NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Sext me about skeletons
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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