My brain says no but my pants say off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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