I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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