i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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