I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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