Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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