so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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