how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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