Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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