I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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