There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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