I love black thongs
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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