I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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