I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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