yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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