Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
