Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
