You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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