I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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