if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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