I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Do vagina's smell?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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