I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I don't think brook has ever known best
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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