his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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