How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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