she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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