Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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