I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I need moral support for this bender
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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