sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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