your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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