she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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