If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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