I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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