dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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