ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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