just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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