Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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