On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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