my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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