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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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