Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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