My hand turned me down
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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