If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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