I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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