so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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