all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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