Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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