Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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