i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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